Larroudé's Ari Crystal: Because Who Doesn't Want Sparkly, Overpriced Shoes?

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Larroude, Ari Crystal, 6, Black
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Another day, another expensive and impractical shoe release. This time, it’s Larroudé’s Ari Crystal.

For the bargain price of $375, you can have a Mary Jane style shoe with a 4.5 inch block heel (because who needs to walk comfortably anyway?), 100% kid suede leather with hot fix (we don’t even know what that means), and a finely crafted leather sole (because nothing says ‘finely crafted’ like an uncomfortable shoe that’ll last you a month).

But wait, there’s more! These shoes also come with an adjustable ankle strap and a memory foam cushion insole with a hot stamp logo (because we all know how important it is to have logos all over our feet).

Larroude, Ari Crystal, 6, Black

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Mary Jane style with hint of sparkle

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Allover crystals over black suede backing

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Memory foam cushioned insole with hot stamp logo

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And let’s not forget the best part: the allover crystals that make these shoes look like they belong on a 6-year-old’s tiara. But hey, if you want to pay $375 for shoes that scream ‘Upper East Side meets downtown cool’, be our guest.